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Mysterious Facebook User"I know your secret."Was what Azula saw the moment she checked her FB page.Azula gasped. Ty lee gasped. Mai gasped. Zuko gasped from- wait, from the other side of the Firenation Palace?"They know my secret!" Azula screeched. "Wait, what is my secret?" She asked Ty Lee.Ty Lee whispered something to Azula. Azula gasped once again."Facebook User, I will hunt you down."
Ways to annoy Hermione Granger1.Tell her that muggleborns do not belong in Hogwarts.2.Tell her she was meant to be in Slytherin.3.Write a love letter and sign if off as 'Draco Malfoy'.4.Ask if she has conditioned her hair.5.Ask if she secretly fancies Snape.6Make sure the Slytherins follow her around all day and ask her questions.7.Make her jealous.8.Turn her into a cat and tell her Draco Malfoy did it.9.Follow her around and sing "Its all about me" all day.10. Mimic everything she does.
Mai's OpinionMe: Welcome to the Avatar: The Last Airbender talk show host! Our next commenter is Mai! We have a question for you!Mai: Whatever...Me: So (^.^...what was your opinion on Avatar: The Last Airbender?Mai: I was bored.
The Day Azula SworeNow the day Azula swore was the day pigs knew how to fly. Also everyone reading this fic swirled their heads to Azula, who was looking rather...pissed."Did she just-" Zuko started."Swear?" Ty Lee finished for him.
Avatar BloopersCause we all know that the cast of Avatar had bloopers right? Of course you do silly!"Cut!" the director said, obviously annoyed at Sokka who wasn't paying attention to anything, except getting the fish."I am doing what I am supposed too!" Sokka whined. The director sighed."Scene 1: Take two!""It's not getting away from me this time!" Sokka said glaring at the water. SPLASH! "KATARA!""CUT!"No interruptions until it's your part Katara!""Fine.""Scene One: Take three!""It's not getting away from me this time!" Sokka yelled. "Watch and learn Katara this is how you catch uh
what was I supposed to say again?""Your supposed to say fish! Sokka, fish!""Okay, okay I get it!""Scene One: Take three!""It's not getting away from me this time!" Sokka yells. "Watch and learn Katara this is how you catch a fish." Sokka examines the water while, Katara finds a fish and tries to capture it, and tries to waterbend."Sokka! Look!" says Katara, cause she obviously caught a fish. Splash!"C