Diary of Jane VolturiJuly 31 2010Muahahahahahahahah!I am so evil!Caius never knew what hit him! Well
actually he did, but he did not!That git did not see that bucket before he opened the door! Haha oh well, but now I'm hiding from him, as you know no one messes with Caius Volturi when he is mad.I am in a place that no one shall find me for sure! It's the last place they would look!Your probably wondering where I am hiding aren't you? Well I am not going to tell you! I am so clever, even Demetri won't find me!Alec, nor Heidi, Chealsea, Felix or anyone shall find me!My idiot brother wouldn't know where to look, hehe that's why I am so great! No one will ever find me in the Cullen's garage
oh wait I just said where I am. I may not be smart, but I can come up with great hiding places!The Cullen's garage is so freaking huge! They have at least five cars! Oh joy!I think I ran the fastest I ever did when that bucket hit Caius on the head, I ran past cities and more cities, hehe I am even fa
Diary of Alec VolturiJuly 31 2010Pffft. Jane thinks she is so evil, with her fierce glare and all!But let me tell you, she is great at hiding places!We have been trying to find her all day! (Ever since the Caius incident mind you).When that bucket hit Master Caius, everything went in havoc, I'm not kidding you! It did.I will tell you what happened:"That little witch where is she?" Caius"Who, Master Caius?" Me"Your sister, JANE!" Caius"What did she do?" Me"She put the bucket on the top of the door and I opened it, that blasted girl, WHERE IS SHE?" CaiusThe next thing I knew I was bursting out into giggles. Not the best thing to do when Caius in angry."THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" CaiusThough I still laughed anyway."When Aro hears about this-" Caius"I already have, dummy," AroI laughed harder I think."We have to find her, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMETRI!" Caius"Yes, Master Caius?" Demetri"We have to find Jane," CaiusBy the way I
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